Dysfunktional FamilyMailing List

What You Get

Funky Fontana is a group of people that will bend over backwards to entertain and make sure our audience's dollars go as far as they can. It's FREE to join, and there will never be dues. It's not a fan club. We want you to have fun before the show, during the show and after the show. It's about you having fun. No Lie… We figure if we are routinely providing a Funky Good Time, then we are doing something good.

You Pick The Music We Play

All Dysfunktional Family members will have the opportunity to help us select the songs we learn. When you arrive at a gig, just slip us a note with a song you'd like us to learn. Then we will refer to your suggestions at our next practice.

Private Dysfunktional Nights

When we are working on new tunes and at other select times, we are going to invite our Dysfunktional Family to our practices. If you don't have anything better to do, you can sit around, drink beers and sodas, and listen to the band play. We may even ask your opinion on the way a song ends or something like that. If you were paying attention, then please contribute. If you weren't paying attention, make something up.

Dysfunktional V.I.P.

We like to credit our favorite fans, our supportive friends and anyone who simply digs our show. All Dysfunktional Family members are entitled to the list. Have a guest? Just shoot us an email, tell us the name and the show you are attending, and that's it! Perks? Free beer, free or discounted admission, merch discounts and more. The lists are venue specific, so you never know what you might get! Don't forget to see one of the band members or our merch table at the show for the hook-up!